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11. What has three hands but only one face?
- A clock.
12. Why is the letter "E" so important?
- Because it is the beginning of "everything"!
13. Who works only one day in the year but never gets fired?
- Santa Clause.
14. When can you have someting and nothing at the same time in your pocket?
- When you have a hole in your pocket!
15. Where can you always find money?
- In a dictionary.
16. Why do fish live in water?
- Because cats cannot swim!
17. What is black when it is clean, and white when it is dirty?
- A blackboard.
18. Why are grandpa's false teeth like stars?
- Because they come out at night!
19. What word is pronounced wrong even by native English speakers?
- The word "wrong"!
20. What will make more noise in your house than a dog?
- Two dogs.
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