Cool Funny Quotes

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.  

 

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people 

 

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.  

 

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams  

 

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button 

 

 Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.  

 

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