Funny Sms Jokes

Funny Sms Jokes

Ric: What sort of a car has your dad got?
Avi: I can not remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Ric: Really – Ours only starts with petrol. 

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. 

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

عکس

 

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دنیا

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چند مطلب آموزنده جالب ۷

Life is a chain of moment of enjoyment, not only about survival

زندگی فقط حفظ بقاء نیست، بلکه زنجیره ای از لحظه های لذتبخش استUse your crystal goblets
Do not save your best perfume and use it every time you feel you want it

از جام کریستال خود استفاده کنید،
بهترین عطرتان را برای روز مبادا نگه ندارید و هر لحظه که دوست دارید از آن استفاده کنید

دوستت دارم ۲

I love my EYES when u look into them
I love my NAME when u say it
I love my HEART when u love it
I love my LIFE when u are in it

چشامو وقتی تو بهشون نگاه میکنی دوست دارم،

اسممو وقتی دوست دارم که تو صداش میکنی،

قلبمو وقتی دوست دارم که تو دوسش داشته باشی،

زندگیم رو وقتی دوست دارم که تو توش هستی . . .

چند مطلب آموزنده جالب ۶

That’s why I propose that as of today you do not keep anything for a special occasion
because every day that you live is a special occasion

بدین دلیل است که پیشنهاد میکنم از امروز شما هیچ چیز را برای موقعیتهای خاص نگذارید،
زیرا هر روز زندگی یک موقعیت خاص است

Search for knowledge, read more
sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needsدر جستجوی دانش باشید، بیشتر بخوانید
در ایوان بنشینید و منظره را تحسین کنید بدون آنکه توجهی به نیازهایتان داشته باشید

دوستان

I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes من تمام ستاره های آسمون رو دوست دارم ولی اونا در مقایسه با ستاره ای که در چشمان تو میدرخشه هیچند !

What is Ramadan? 

 

Question: What is Ramadan?

Ramadan is the ninth month of the Islamic lunar calendar. Every day during this month, Muslims around the world spend the daylight hours in a complete fast. 

Answer: During the blessed month of Ramadan, Muslims all over the world abstain from food, drink, and other physical needs during the daylight hours. As a time to purify the soul, refocus attention on God, and practice self-sacrifice, Ramadan is much more than just not eating and drinking.

Muslims are called upon to use this month to re-evaluate their lives in light of Islamic guidance. We are to make peace with those who have wronged us, strengthen ties with family and friends, do away with bad habits -- essentially to clean up our lives, our thoughts, and our feelings. The Arabic word for "fasting" literally means "to refrain" - and it means not only refraining from food and drink, but from evil actions, thoughts, and words.

During Ramadan, every part of the body must be restrained. The tongue must be restrained from backbiting and gossip. The eyes must restrain themselves from looking at unlawful things. The hand must not touch or take anything that does not belong to it. The ears must refrain from listening to idle talk or obscene words. The feet must refrain from going to sinful places. In such a way, every part of the body observes the fast.

Therefore, fasting is not merely physical, but is rather the total commitment of the person's body and soul to the spirit of the fast. Ramadan is a time to practice self-restraint; a time to cleanse the body and soul from impurities and re-focus one's self on the worship of God. 

 http://islam.about.com/od/ramadan/f/ramadanintro.htm