دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه
دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه

Mysterious death

Mysterious death 

There was this case in the hospital’s Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning at 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. Why the death? So the doctors decide to go down to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil…….. Just when the clock struck 11…. Scroll down for what happened… Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system he could use the vacuum cleaner

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شعر مادر ترزا

REMEMBER

Remember me when I am gone away


Gone far away into the silent land


When you can no more hold me by the hand


Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay


Remember me when no more day by day


You tell me of our future that you planned


Only remember me; you understand


It will be late to counsel then or pray


Yet if you should forget me for a while


And afterwards remember, do not grieve


For if the darkness and corruption leave


A vestige of the thoughts that once I had


Better by far you should forget and smile


Than that you should remember and be sad

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نمره صفر این دانش آموز پس از اعتراض بیست شد

نمره صفر این دانش آموز پس از اعتراض بیست شد!

پاسخ های جالب این دانش آموز باعث شد تا نمره صفر نگیرد. سوال ها و جوابها را بخوانید.
ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0 But I would have given him 100

Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
درکدام جنگ ناپلئون مرد؟
در آخرین جنگش

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
اعلامیه استقلال امریکا درکجا امضا شد؟
در پایین صفحه

Q3. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
چگونه می توانید یک تخم مرغ خام را به زمین بتنی بزنید بدون آن که ترک بردارد؟
زمین بتنی خیلی سخت است و ترک بر نمی دارد

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
علت اصلی طلاق چیست؟
ازدواج

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علاج

things without all remedy shoud be without regard:what's a done is done.                     

     macbeth.act111,sc2  

به انچه که علاجی ندارد نباید توجه کردو انچه شده دیگر شده. 

ایابهشت و جهنم وجود دارند؟

Do Heaven and Hell Exist Now?

heaven and hell

Imam Reza was asked by a follower: “Do Heaven and Hell exist now?”‌

Imam Reza said, “They do, and Prophet Muhammad has seen them in his Ascent.”‌

“Some believe that the Heaven and the Hell have not been created yet,”‌ asked him.

“They are not among us and we are not among them,”‌ said Imam Reza, “Anyone who denies the existence of Heaven and Hell, do not pay attention to the truthfulness of what Prophet Muhammad and we say.”‌

God states in the Qur’an, “They are burning in the fire of the Hell, which they were denying.”‌

Prophet Muhammad also said, “When I was taken to the heavens in the Ascension night, Gabriel took my hand and led me to the Heaven. He gave me a date from Heaven and when I ate it, the light of Fatimah, peace be upon her, was born inside me. Then I went back to the earth, went to Khadijeh and she became pregnant with Fatimah. Fatimah is a heavenly human. Whenever I miss the Heaven, I smell her.”

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Life Quotes

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain


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