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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:         I  is. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your   brother's.. Did you copy his? 
CLYDE  :         No, sir. It's the same dog.     
 
(I want to adopt this kid!!!) 

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TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? 
HAROLD:     A teacher

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