funny quotes

Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. - Mark Twain.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson

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