اس ام اس عاشقانه(طنز)

Wife: How much do you love me ?

Husband: I can't measure.

Wife: No just tell me

Husband: I am like this cell phone & you are my sim card, I am nothing without you.

Wife: Wow! that's so romantic.

 

Husband (saying to himself): Thank`s God she doesn't know, this

is a Chinese phone, with FOUR sim Cards...