Jokes for kids

Q.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out! 

What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!  

Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours. 

 A. so he could hide in the crayon box  

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?  

A: A zebra with a drumkit. 

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