Jokes for kids

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?  

  A: A zebra with a drumkit. 

Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours 

 A. so he could hide in the crayon box. 

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair 

Q. Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?

A.To measure how long he slept!

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