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When an egg breaks by external power, life ends.
When an egg breaks by internal power, life begins.
General changes always begin with internal power!
ادامه مطلب ...
I m on a mission:
Mission 2 avoid
u,
2 forget, 2 get rid of u,
2
not 2 talk 2u or meet u,
in short….
MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE!!
من در یک ماموریتم
ماموریتی برای دوری از تو
ماموریتی برای فراموش
کردنت و فرار کردن از دستت
که باهات صحبت نکنم و تورو
نبینم
در یک کلام :ماموریت
غیر ممکن!!!
Ticket Please
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket. “How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks an accountant. “Watch and you’ll see,” answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all Three engineers cram into a restroom and close
ادامه مطلب ...
Teacher while lecturing , noticed a student sleeping at the back.
Teacher
shouts 2 his neighbor : “ wake him up!”
Neighbor yells : “U put him 2
sleep , so U wake him up.
”معلم هنگام درس دادن متوجه یه دانش آموزی میشه که خوابیده بوده.
معلم به بغل دستیش میگه : "اونو از خواب بیدار
کن"
اونم میگه : "شما اونو خواب کردین خودتون هم بیدارش کنین"