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A man was praying to god.
مردی داشت دعا میکرد...

He said, "God?"
او گفت: خدایا
God responded, "Yes?"
خدا جواب داد: بله
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
و مرد پرسید: میتونم یه سوال بپرسم؟
"Go right ahead", God said.
خدا جواب داد: بفرما
"God, what is a million years to you?"
خدایا،یک میلیون سال در نظرت چقدره؟
God said, "A million years to me is only a second."
خدا گفت: یک میلیون سال در نظر من یک ثانیه هست.
The man wondered.
مرد شگفت زده شد.
Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"
بعد پرسید: خدایا یک میلیون دلار در نظرت چقدره؟
God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."
خدا جواب داد: یک میلیون دلار به نظرم یک پنی* است.
So the man said, "God can I have a penny?"
پس مرد گفت: خدایا ، آیا میتونم یک پنی داشته باشم؟
And God cheerfully said,
و خدا با خوشروئی گفت،
"Sure!...... .just wait a second."
حتما!.....فقط یک ثانیه صبر کن

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چند اصطلاح

A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush:
Having something that is certain is much better than taking a risk for more, because chances are you might lose everything.
A Blessing In Disguise: Something good that isn't recognized at first.
A Chip On Your Shoulder: Being upset for something that happened in the past.
A Dime A Dozen:
Anything that is common and easy to get.

5 Tips to be Successful in Life.

 

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داستان مادر و دختر با ترجمه

 داستان مادر و دختر با ترجمه 

One summer day, when tourists were  

 lining up to enter a
stately house, an old gentleman whispered to the person behind him, “Take a look
at the little fellow in front of me with the poodle cut and the blue jeans. Is
it a boy or a girl!?” “It’s a girl,” came the angry answer. “I ought to know.
She’s my daughter.” “Forgive me, sir!” apologized the old fellow. “I never
dreamed you were her father.” “I’m not,” said the parent with blue jeans. “I’m
her mother!”

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