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The First 3 Years of Marriage

• In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
• In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
• In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

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Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors?
A: A piano.

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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it?

Student: Obviously it is the past tense.

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Q: What is orange and sounds like parrot?
A: A carrot

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Q: What do you call a hippie's wife?
A: Mississippi.

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