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Time Quotes

Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you.

Carl Sandburg

Life Quotes: نقل قول

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, a tragedy for the poor.

Sholom Aleichem

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Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.

Confucius

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Popular Quotes: نقل قولهای معروف

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

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میلاد امام زمان

بار دیگر مژده بر ما مى ‏دهند

نور امیدى به دلها مى‏ دهند

در شب میلاد مهدى قدسیان

گل بدست پاک زهرا مى ‏دهند

در رخ مهدى خدا را بنگرد

هر که را اذن تماشا مى‏دهند . . .

The Newest Jokes

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Submitted by: Freshteh Sadeghi

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Submitted by: Monirul Hassan

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The Newest Jokes

The Newest Jokes:

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.

Submitted by: Kmankoolman

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What are the three quickest ways of spreading a rumour (or gossip).

• Telegram
• Telephone
• Tell a woman
  

Submitted by: Dave & Brendan
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