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TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:         I  is. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

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all ,every

تفاوت all, every 

هردو هم معنا هستند.ولی allبا صورت اسم جمع به کار میرود.و every با اسم مفرد.مثل: 

all towns have a post office. 

every town has a post office. 

معنی هر دو جمله:همه شهرها یک پستخانه دارند. 

منبع:فرهنگ معاصر کوچک حییم ویرایش 4

How to succeed

How to succeed

PLAN while others are playing

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STUDY while others are sleeping

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DECIDE while others are delaying

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PREPARE while others are daydreaming

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BEGIN while others are procrastinating

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WORK while others are wishing

Iranian Side Dishes: Salad Olivieh

Ingredients: (4 servings)

• Chicken, 400 grams

• Potatoes, 500 grams

• Medium onions, 2

• Medium eggs, 3

• Peas, 1/2 cup

• Medium carrot, one

• Dill pickles, 100 grams (should not be sweet)

• Fresh lime juice, 2 teaspoons

• Mayonnaise

• Cooking oil

• Salt

• Black pepper

Funny Sms Jokes

Funny Sms Jokes

Ric: What sort of a car has your dad got?
Avi: I can not remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Ric: Really – Ours only starts with petrol. 

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. 

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

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