دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه
دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه

Really Funny Jokes


   


A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?

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Jerry: “I’ve eaten beef all my life and now I’m as strong as a bull.”

Paul: “That is queer. I’ve eaten fish all my life and yet I can’t swim a stroke.”


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Funny Riddles and Answers


There are 3 stoves; a glass stove, brick stove, and wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which would you light first?
You will have to light the matchstick first
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
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How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway through (after which the dog would be running out of the woods, not into the woods.)

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حشرات

Insect Bingo Game


http://www.uncommoncourtesy.com/bingo-games/educational-games/bug-bingo/

شعر رویاها (لنگستون هیوز)

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Hold Fast To Dreams

Hold fast to dreams
For if dreams die
Life is a broken-winged bird
That cannot fly
Hold fast to dreams
For when dreams go
Life is a barren field
Frozen with snow

...Langston Hughes

(معما) Easy Math Riddles with Answers


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If you take 3 apples from a group of 5, how many do you have?
Answer: Three - you just took them yourself!
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How many eggs can you put in an empty basket one foot in diameter?
Answer: Only one egg, because after that the basket doesn't remain empty any more!
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Why is the longest human nose on record is only 11 inches long?
Answer: Because then it wouldn't be a nose any more; it would become a foot! (12 inches and above - easy!)

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