دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه

دنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )

لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه

Really Funny Jokes


   


A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor’s surgery.

“Why is your stomach so big?” – he asks.
“I´m having a baby.” – she replies.
“Is the baby in your stomach?” – he asks, with his big eyes.
“Yes, it is.” – she says.

“Is it a good baby?” – he asks, with a puzzled look.

“Oh, yes. A really good baby.” – the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: “Then why did you eat him?

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Jerry: “I’ve eaten beef all my life and now I’m as strong as a bull.”

Paul: “That is queer. I’ve eaten fish all my life and yet I can’t swim a stroke.”


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Funny Riddles and Answers


There are 3 stoves; a glass stove, brick stove, and wood stove. You only have 1 match. Which would you light first?
You will have to light the matchstick first
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What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short
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How far can a dog run into the woods?
Halfway through (after which the dog would be running out of the woods, not into the woods.)

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(معما) Easy Math Riddles with Answers


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If you take 3 apples from a group of 5, how many do you have?
Answer: Three - you just took them yourself!
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How many eggs can you put in an empty basket one foot in diameter?
Answer: Only one egg, because after that the basket doesn't remain empty any more!
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Why is the longest human nose on record is only 11 inches long?
Answer: Because then it wouldn't be a nose any more; it would become a foot! (12 inches and above - easy!)

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چند جمله


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we never get what we want, never want what we get,never have what we like, never like what we have, still we live, still we love, still we hope, this is life


هرگز آنچه را می‌خواهیم بدست نمی‌آوریم، هرگز آنچه را داریم نمی‌خواهیم، هرگز آنچه را دوست داریم نداریم و آنچه را داریم دوست نداریم ... اما هنوز زندگی می‌کنیم، عشق می‌ورزیم و امیدواریم، زندگی یعنی همین...




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love is totally forgetting yourself to someone that is always remembering you at all times

عشق فراموش کردن خود در وجود کسی است که همیشه و در همه حال شما را به یاد دارد


love is the one thing that still stands when all else has fallen

زمانی که همه چیزافتاده است عشق آن چیزی است که بر پا می ماند


when you have nothing left but love than for the first time you become aware that love is enough

وقتی هیچ چیز جز عشق نداشته باشید آن وقتخواهید فهمید که عشق برای همه چیز کافیست


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جملات خودمونی...



Where ever

the wind blow
i know that

 you 'v sighed.


هرزمان که باد می وزد
میفهمم که تو آه کشیده ای......


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Everything is okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end

آخر هر چیزی، نیکوست. اگر خوب نیست، یعنی هنوز به پایان نرسیده است

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LOVE is like WAR



LOVE is like WAR
Easy to start......

Difficult to end......

Impossible to forget......

عشق مانند جنگ است

شروع آن آسانه

خاتمه دادن به آن مشکله

فراموش کردنش غیر ممکنه

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