some Riddles for kids

1) What has a ring, but no finger?
Answer

A telephone

2) What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Answer

A shoe!

3) What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Answer

Stockings

4) What has four legs, a head, and leaves?
Answer

A dining room table

5) What has four legs, but can't walk?
Answer

A Table.

6) What has holes but holds water?
Answer

A sponge

7) What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Answer

A piano!

8) What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Answer

A doughnut.

9) What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Answer
a post office

http://researchmaniacs.com/Riddles/WorldsHardest.html

birthday sms

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..

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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY

http://lovelysms.com/birthday-sms.htm

عکس

Riddle

I am a man without bones, my flesh is white, I am a man without blood, my flesh is cold, I am a man without life, my flesh is shrinking , I am the man you made and lost .

Life Quotes

A man sooner or later discovers that he is the master-gardener of his soul, the director of his life.
James Allen

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life.
Charles Darwin

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on.
Henry Ellis

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov

Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact.
William James

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
Buddha

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
Mark Twain


Read more: http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_life.html#ixzz1hwp7cDtW

معما

Riddle 

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

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در اکثر موارد برای متوجه شدن موضوع با کلمه فارسی رو انگلیسی تصور کنید و بلعکس!!

Keyboard
چه کسی برنده شد؟

Communication Board
کامیون کی شن ها رو برد؟

Morphine
باید بیشتر فین کنی.

MissCall
دختر نا بالغ را گویند.

Freezer
حرف مفت

Already
گند زدی به همش رفت.

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