Koala Pencil Topper

You never need to be too far away from a koala with our cute little koala pencil toppers! Make one for yourself and some for your friends too!

You will need:

• A large grey pompom

• 2 small grey pompoms

• Pipe cleaner (chenille stem)

• Scrap of black felt

• Wiggle eyes

• Tacky glue

Riddle

RIDDLE   : Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why?

SMS For Birthday

SMS For Birthday

B – be yourself
I – invite new challenges
R – recall past achievements
T – trust ur judgment
H – have faith in ur abilities
D – desire only the best
A – affirm ur strengths
Y – you’ve got wot it takes………
 

***!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!***

 May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
Life’s Best Things For You! 

Happy Birthday to You! 

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مظالب خیلی بامزه(۲)

TEACHER:     Millie, give me a sentence starting with '  I.  ' 
MILLIE:         I  is. 
TEACHER:     No, Millie..... Always say, 'I  am.' 
MILLIE:         All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'      
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TEACHER:    George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.   
                  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? 
LOUIS:           Because George still had the axe in his hand....     
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TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? 
SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. 

Funny Sms Jokes

Funny Sms Jokes

Ric: What sort of a car has your dad got?
Avi: I can not remember the name. I think it starts with T.
Ric: Really – Ours only starts with petrol. 

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no. 

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My
Business.”
Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”
Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

مطالب خیلی بامزه

Children Are Quick 

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TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find   North America  . 
MARIA:         Here it  is.
TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered   America ?
CLASS:         Maria.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong 
GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   

(I  Love this child) 
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TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:   What are you talking about? 
DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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