Jokes for kids

Q.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out! 

What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!  

Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours. 

 A. so he could hide in the crayon box  

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?  

A: A zebra with a drumkit. 

http://www.prongo.com/jokes/index.asp

2013

معما

RIDDLE ME THIS: 

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

 What am I? 
  time  A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?  Glass  http://riddles.com/

Mathematician :How do you write 4 in between 5

Mathematician :How do you write 4 in between 5

       

   Chinese : Is this a joke?
 
   Japanese : Impossible!
 
   American : The question ' s all wrong!
 
   British : It ' s not found on the Internet 
  
An Iranian  :  F(IV)E


http://parsmatlab.com

قلب

http://smile-ani.blogsky.com/1389/12/21/post-191/

۲۶ عکس زمینه حروف انگلیسی آتشین

مجموعه ای فوق العاده زیبا از ۲۶ عکس زمینه حروف انگلیسی آتشین که گرافیکی ساخته شده اند.

http://negahak.net/1389-06-01-05-41-56/1389-06-01-05-54-02/2096-1389-10-07-08-56-51.html

love,trust,wrong

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.

William Shakespeare

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Riddles - Solution

Riddles - Solution

What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries

A towel.

What goes up and down the stairs without moving?

A rug.

What can you catch but not throw?

A cold.

I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?

A nose.

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?

A sponge.

http://www.rinkworks.com/brainfood/p/riddles1.shtml