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لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانهدنیای زبان انگلیسی ( بهروزپور )
لغات و اصطلاح .داستان کوتاه . شعر.جوک .ضرب المثل.اشپزی.رمان. نمایشنامه.متن دوزبانه
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اکو Eco: economic coopreation organization
بازار مشترک اروپا Ecm : european common market
ساعت گرینویچ GMT :greewich mean time
کیک به شکل میمون
Well folks, it’s the end of March & you know what that means. Desserts of the Day posts have been amazingly fun & I can’t wait to tackle more of these guys next year, but we’re moving on to snack recipes in April, so it all must come to a close.
But don’t you fear, we’re going out with a bang! Say hello to your new pal, Martha Stewart’s Monkey Cake Recipe. Isn’t he adorable? You can really monkey around in the kitchen this weekend with this cake! Make sure you invite the kids, because this is once recipe that’s fun for the entire fam! Enjoy!
Ingredients:
- 3/4 Cup (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened, plus more for pan
- 3 Cups sifted cake flour, (not self-rising), plus more for dusting
- 1 1/2 Teaspoons baking soda
- 3/4 Teaspoon baking powder
- 3/4 Teaspoon salt
- 1 Teaspoon ground cinnamon
- 3 very ripe, large bananas, mashed (about 1 1/3 cups)
- 3/4 Cup buttermilk
- 1/2 Teaspoon vanilla extract
- 1 1/2 Cups packed light-brown sugar
- 3 large eggs
- 1 Cup chopped pecans, optional
- Fluffy Chocolate and Yellow Buttercreams
- 2 black-licorice drop candies
- Black-licorice rope, for decorating
What’s Next:
Preheat oven to 350 F or 175 C. Butter and flour an 8 1/2-inch-diameter 3-quart stainless-steel or ovenproof bowl and 1 cup of a large (1-cup capacity) muffin tin; set aside.
In a medium bowl, whisk together flour, baking soda, baking powder, salt, and cinnamon. In a separate medium bowl, whisk together bananas, buttermilk, and vanilla.
In the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine butter and brown sugar; mix on medium-high until pale and fluffy, about 2 minutes. Mix in eggs. Reduce speed to medium; mix in flour mixture in 2 batches, alternating with banana mixture. Stir in pecans.
Fill prepared muffin cup three-quarters full. Transfer remaining batter to prepared baking bowl. Transfer to oven, side by side. Bake cupcake until a cake tester comes out clean, about 30 minutes. Let cool in tin on a wire rack. Continue baking large cake until a cake tester comes out clean, about 1 hour and 10 minutes more (1 hour and 40 minutes total). Let cool in bowl on awire rack 30 minutes. Invert bowl to remove cake; let cool completely.
Trim flat side of cake to be level. Trim away top of cupcake to be level. Cut cupcake in half vertically for the two monkey ears. Cut bowl cake in half horizontally to make 2 layers. Spread 3/4 cup chocolate buttercream on top of flat layer. Top with domed layer. Transfer to a cake plate.
Spread a thick layer of chocolate buttercream over entire monkey head. Spread buttercream over cupcake ears. Attach ears to sides of head, top of cupcake facing forward, securing with toothpicks.
Place remaining chocolate frosting in a piping bag fitted with a small plain round tip (such as Ateco #5). Pipe dots around bottom edge of cake in a continuous line. Switch to a small multi-opening tip (such as Ateco #233); pipe hair on top of head.
Fill another piping bag fitted with a large plain round tip (such as Ateco #11) with yellow buttercream. Pipe an oval near the front base of cake.
Fill in with frosting, and smooth. Place 2 small pieces of licorice rope inside for nose. Add a long piece of rope for mouth. Place licorice drops above oval for eyes. Pipe yellow half-circles in centers of ears; fill in with frosting, and smooth. Decorated cake can be refrigerated up to 3 hours.
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داستان یک خانم بلوند و وکیل
داستان یک خانم بلوند و وکیل
A blonde and a lawyer sit next to each other on a plane
یک خانم بلوند و یک وکیل در هواپیما کنار هم نشسته بودند.
The lawyer asks her to play a game.
وکیل پیشنهاد یک بازی را بهش داد.
If he asked her a question that she didn't know the answer to, she would have to pay him five dollars; And every time the blonde asked the lawyer a question that he didn't know the answer to, the lawyer had to pay the blonde 50 dollars.
چنانچه وکیل از خانم سوالی بپرسد و او جواب را نداند، خانم باید 5 دلار به وکیل بپردازد و هر بار که خانم سوالی کند که وکیل نتواند جواب دهد، وکیل به او 50 دلار بپردازد.
So the lawyer asked the blonde his first question, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?" Without a word the blonde pays the lawyer five dollars.
سپس وکیل اولین سوال را پرسید:" فاصله ی زمین تا نزدیکترین ستاره چقدر است؟ " خانم بی تامل 5 دلار به وکیل پرداخت.
The blonde then asks him, "What goes up a hill with four legs and down a hill with three?" The lawyer thinks about it, but finally gives up and pays the blonde 50 dollars
سپس خانم از وکیل پرسید" آن چیست که با چهار پا از تپه بالا می رود و با سه پا به پایین باز می گردد؟" وکیل در این باره فکر کرد اما در انتها تسلیم شده و 50 دلار به خانم پرداخت.
سپس از او پرسید که جواب چی بوده و خانم بی معطلی 5 دلار به او پرداخت کرد!!!!
بهترین دوستان
BEST FRIENDS
بهترین دوستان
Your Love is Ur Heart,
عشقت, قلبت است .
Your heart is Ur Spouse,
قلبت, همسرت است.
Your spouse is Ur Future,
همسرت, آینده ات است.
Your future is Ur Destiny,
آینده ات ,سرنوشتت است.
Your destiny is Ur Ambition,
سرنوشتت, آرزویت است .
Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,
آرزویت, عروجت است
Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,
عروجت, انگیزه ات است.
Your motivation is Ur Belief,
انگیزه ات, اعتقادت است.
Your belief is Ur Peace,
اعتقادت, صلح و صفاست .
Your peace is Ur Target,
صلح و صفایت, هدفت است.
Your target is Heaven,
هدفت, بهشت است.
Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.
بهشت ,بدون دوستان صفایی ندارد.
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باید و نبایدهای سه گانه در زندگی
باید و نبایدهای سه گانه در زندگی
Three things in life that are never certain
سه چیز در زندگی پایدار نیستند
Dreams
رویاها
Success
موفقیت ها
Fortune
شانس
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Three things in life that, once gone, never come back
سه چیز در زندگی که وقتی از کف رفتند باز نمی گردند
Time
زمان
Words
گفتار
Opportunity
موقعیت
