Jokes for kids

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?  

  A: A zebra with a drumkit. 

Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours 

 A. so he could hide in the crayon box. 

Q. What has four legs but can't walk?
A. a chair 

Q. Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?

A.To measure how long he slept!

http://www.prongo.com/jokes/index.asp

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buddha

Three things cannot be long hidden: 

 the sun, 

 the moon, 

  and the truth. 

 Buddha   

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Literature Schools, Styles, and Forms

Literature Schools, Styles, and Forms

elegy

mournful or melancholy poem

epic

long poem or story describing heroic deeds

farce

light comedy

myth

legendary story, person, etc.

novel

long fictional narrative

parody

comic imitation of a literary or musical work

what am i? for kids

۱)What Am I? 

I am associated with Spring.
I love to hop in the grass.
I play in your vegetable garden.
My teeth are long and sharp.
I am soft to pet. 

 

rabbit 

 

2(What Am I?

I am a home for royalty.
There are many of me in England.
I am made of stone.
I am protected by a ring of water.
I'm found in many legends.  

 castle  

3(What Am I?

I have buttons or a zipper.
You don't need me in the summer.
Hang me in your front closet.
I'll protect you from a cold wind.
I have pockets and sometimes a belt. 

 

coat 

4(What Am I?

I am a delicious treat.
Lick me with your tongue.
I come in a bowl or a cone.
Don't eat me too slowly.
One of my flavours is vanilla. 

ice cream 

http://www.englishclub.com/kids

Jane Austen

No one would have guessed that this proper daughter of an English clergyman
could have possessed such ironic humor, keen insight, and biting wit regarding
the social lives of those in her pre-Victorian era. No one would have guessed
it, and indeed very few besides her family and close friends even knew. During
the early 1800s when Jane Austen was composing and publishing her works,
fictional novels were frowned upon by some segments of society, and novels
written by women were especially shunned. In fact, many of Austen’s works went
to print with no name on the title page to avoid linking her to the negative
stigma of female authorship. Although anonymity and lack of recognition and fame
characterized her life, Jane Austen’s novels have since become celebrated,
enjoyed, and studied for their humorous and pointed observations of societal
life, lively character interaction, and detailed style. 

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