Jokes for kids

Q.how do you make seven an even number?

A.take the s out! 

What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!  

Q. why did the elephant paint himself diffrent colours. 

 A. so he could hide in the crayon box  

Q: What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?  

A: A zebra with a drumkit. 

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2013

helen keller

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.


Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Self-pity is our worst enemy and if we yield to it, we can never do anything wise in this world.

 
Helen Keller

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Helen Keller

اس ام اس های عاشقانه انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی

Knock! Knock! May I Come Into Ur World? 

I Bring No Flowers, No Gifts But Wishes
To Keep U Fresh, Prayers To Keep U
Healthy & Love To Keep U Smiling

تق! تق! اجازه هست پا به دنیای تو بزارم؟ من با خودم گل نمیارم،
با خودم هدیه هم نمیارم اما یه عالمه آرزو با خودم میارم که تورو همیشه تر و تازه نگه داره،
با خودم کلی دعا میارم برای سلامتی تو، و با خودم عشق میارم تا کاری کنم تو همیشه لبخند بزنی . . .----------------------------------------------------------
Find arms that will hold u at ur weakest,
eyes that will c u at ur ugliest
heart that will luv at ur worst,
if u hv found it, u’ve found luv

دستایی رو پیدا کن که در ضعیف ترین حالتت نگهت دارن،  

چشمایی که در زشت ترین حالتت نگاهت کنن
قلبی رو که وقتی توی بد ترین حالت هستی دوست داشته باشه؛
اگر تونستی اینارو پیدا کنی بدون که عشق رو پیدا کردی . . . 

 

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معما

RIDDLE ME THIS: 

For some I go fast
for others I'm slow.
To most people, I'm an obsession
relying on me is a well practiced lesson.

 What am I? 
  time  A blue house is made of blue bricks. A yellow house is made of yellow bricks. A red house is made of red bricks. An orange house is made of orange bricks. What would a green house be made of?  Glass  http://riddles.com/

متن اهنگ و ترجمه evanescence-bring me to life

evanescence-bring me to life 

 
Leading you down into my core
Where Ive become so numb

Without a soul
My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold Until you find it there and lead it back home

-CHORUS-
[wake me up] Wake me up inside
[I cant wake up] Wake me up inside
[Save me] Call my name and save me from the dark [Wake me up] Bid my blood to run
[I cant wake up] Before I come undone [Save me] Save me from the nothing Ive become

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