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داستان عشق: Love Story by Erich Segal

Love Story by Erich Segal

The storyline: “Love Story” is romantic and funny, yet a tragic story, that nearly 40 years ago had an entire generation in love and in tears… and still do. It is the story of 2 young college grads, whose love was stronger then any of the tests life threw at them. Oliver Barrett IV: a Harvard jock and a (very) rich scion or heir to the Barrett fortune and legacy. Jennifer Cavilleri: a working-class, quick-witted daughter of a Cranston, Rhode Island baker, with not much money, but lots of love. Oliver (Ollie) was expected to follow in his father’s huge footsteps, while Jennifer (Jenny), a music major

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Proverbs :ضرب المثل ها

Curiosity killed the cat.

Meaning:

If you are too interested in things you should not be interested in, you could be in danger. You may be causing yourself problems by trying to find out things you don't need to know.

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Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Meaning:

You use this proverb to warn someone not to plan anything that depends on a good thing you expect to happen in the future, and tell him/her to wait until it really happens.

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Popular Quotes: نقل قولهای معروف

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.”
― Oscar Wilde

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داستان کوتاه:خرگوش و رو باه

Aesop

The Tortoise and the Hare

The Hare was once boasting of his speed before the other animals. "I have never yet been beaten," said he, "when I put forth my full speed. I challenge any one here to race with me."

میلاد امام زمان

بار دیگر مژده بر ما مى ‏دهند

نور امیدى به دلها مى‏ دهند

در شب میلاد مهدى قدسیان

گل بدست پاک زهرا مى ‏دهند

در رخ مهدى خدا را بنگرد

هر که را اذن تماشا مى‏دهند . . .

The Newest Jokes

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

Submitted by: Freshteh Sadeghi

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Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet. Submitted by: Monirul Hassan

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